Stores suck! Where is the Ibuprofen?

I went out for a few things yesterday. When I was leaving Kohls I saw they had out Valentines Day towels. VALENTINES DAY TOWELS!! Holy frieght train through life people! I mean holy crap!

Then I go to the store attached to the GC.... (but did I see Kintner? NO!! Oh wait! Wrong state...lol.) And on the shelves in place of the Christmas stuff that used to be there were garden things like sprinklers and bbq impliments. What? Winter just started! Sure the days ARE getting longer but if I watered my lawn RIGHT NOW it would... well it would probably freeze tonight. LOL. Sure it's in the 50's all week and unseasonably warm but come on people! Give a girl time to breath after pitching a forest full of wrapping paper and who is still packing away holiday decorations (boy am I slacking.)

So today, I go to the grocery store. In their floral department? Tulips. WTF is going on?! Did I sleep through winter and it is now spring? Did I slip into acoma? Am I really stuck in a twisted soap opera life? No. I just have the next few months planned out for me by Mr. & Ms. merchants. Well back off people! I need to breath! I'm not ready to age at light speed. I don't want this train to travel so fast! I'm enjoying the sunshine today....in January.... of 2007... today!!!

*sigh* Where is that Ibuprofen?