Finding the slices of heaven.
Monday, October 23, 2006
My own KB rant....
Bear with me (all 6 of you that read my blog LMAO) I'm about to go on a KB style rant.
I went out on a grocery shopping excursion and let me say that normally I enjoy such trips. It's a chance for a stay-at-home lady like me to get out and about. I make sure I dress nicely and fix my hair and makeup so that I make the most of my time out. If I turn a head or two in the process *bonus*. But today.....
First off! The lady at the grocery store that checked me out was suited for this time of year (hint: Halloween) because she was a grade A (b)witch. Not a smile, hello....nadda. Now I'm no social butterfly but I like to say hello and make small talk. I like to think that I spread a bit of sunshine but today... This lady just SUCKED the happiness out of me. To add to that she was slower than molasses on a snail and she couldn't bag for sh*t!! Tell me do you think bananas should be set on top of a bag full of wrapped raw chicken? How about my bags of mini candy bars with jars of spaghetti sauce?! Holy sh*t!
Secondly... there are FARRRRRR too many bad drivers on the road. I had a woman traveling 12 in a 45. I kid you not! She was anticipating a turn 200 yards away! I nearly blew a blood vessel! Then I witnessed a person make a left turn on RED! Now I don't know about other necks of the woods but we here in PA aren't supposed to do such a thing.....especially since cars were coming the other way....close....damn close!
And lastly, I don't care what anyone else says it's too darn cold. Okay, yeah, I wore an athletic skirt but brrrrr. I just got the cute little athletic skirt and had to wear it (I should have checked the weather forecast...my bad.) And I'm pretty sure I might have flashed a few people in the last store. Hey, I didn't know the skirt rode up like that. *blush* Then I get home and it starts to snow! Ugh. On the bright side, only 6 more months of that....*sigh, double sigh*
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4 comments:
Very nice rant.... A++
Thank you, Sensei.
"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will."
Yoda
You didn't need to write yoda... I knew the voice with which you used.
I had a kintner moment, you had a yoda moment. Nuff said.
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