Bad puns

Hubby sent me an email with an attachment that contained some bad and yet oddly funny puns. Two of my son's favorites are as follows:

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A. A fsh.

*ba dump bump*

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

*ba dump bump*

I have a few that I found amusing to share:

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ;they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, They're twins!If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

And my favorite one to repeat the punchline to is:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .........(Oh, man, this is so bad, it'sgood).........A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Thank you blogland and goodnight! Hee hee.